zeldathemes
music addict | budding writer | lazy ass
massive dork | socially awkward | totally random | too sarcastic for my own good

personal blog I reblog random things that interest me, such as art, music, photography and typography.
my heart that i've held back
is flowing down all over the sky
  #LOL!!!    #christina aguilera    #blake shelton    #the voice  

closetoalmosthere:

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

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But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

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  #tyler posey    #jennifer lopez    #LOL!!!    #omg    #dead  

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

  #lol!!!  

perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

  #lol!!!    #dead    #sailor moon crystal    #anime  

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

  #nature    #so cute    #LOL!!!  

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

  #LOL!!!    #dead    #so awesome  

CNBLUE plays the Apple Game: Porksoup vs Yongshin

  #CN Blue    #yonghwa    #jungshin    #jonghyun    #Minhyuk    #otp    #LOL!!!  
lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

  #nature    #LOL!!!    #so cute  

deadgirlshoes:

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

  #harry potter    #LOL!!!    #dead  
  #emma stone    #andrew garfield    #otp    #LOL!!!    #dead  

nakiris:

how do you talk to the person you like

do you just

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haha no

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wow that’s gay

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there we go

  #so me    #so would    #LOL!!!  

captain-foulenough:

maybenotboring:

"this fanfiction contains mature themes"

your favorite ship has to file taxes and it’s mad frustrating and creates relationship friction but they get it done and it’s a bonding experience they laugh about later. also eventually they will both die.

"Bucky, the over-65 deduction is not meant for-“

"If you’re gonna say we haven’t earned it, I swear, I will-"

"It’s not meant for people who are still working-"

"The US government damn well owes me. Owes us. A few lousy dollars tax deduction is barely a start-"

"It’s the principle-"

"If it’s honesty, we’re being honest about our birthdates, so we gotta claim the deduction-"

"You know that’s not the point, it’s about- Bucky. Bucky? What are you writing- No. You are not putting the rest of the Avengers down as my dependent children, givethatbacknow-“

  #LOL!!!    #Steve Rogers    #bucky banes    #otp    #I don't even...    #fic    #captain america  

shredsandpatches:

georgedickham:

have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up

  #LOL!!!    #so me    #so would  

graphitedoll:

well Hans, i guess 11/12 isn’t… that… bad…

at least he didn’t listen to Shang:

  #lol!!!    #troll!!!    #disney    #frozen    #tangled    #princess and the frog    #the emperor's new groove    #hercules    #aladdin    #beauty and the beast    #the little mermaid    #the sword in the stone    #sleeping beauty    #cinderella    #snow white    #mulan    #enchanted  

tinynegi:

Haha seriously need a kick… Procrastinating ;(… Senioritis x.x

  #anime    #LOL!!!    #so me    #so true